1. Well come on, she didn’t buy coffee! I mean, if she forgot paper towels that’s one thing, but it’s COFFEE! Smack that bitch up!!
2. Now that’s what I call service!!
3. Nothing sucks worse than a broken eyebrow!
4. Because just plain “two hours” would be passe. I understand why he would want to blow up Stater Bros though, I feel that way everytime I go in the place. Never enough checkers and it’s tweaker central.
Speaking of tweakers, my neighbors are out of jail and back in their tweaker pad. As far as I can tell, they didn’t get their kids back. Yet. I head they got probation. My gun is loaded.

“through a brush”
No editors in your area? lol
I hope the kids, and your dogs and family, are safe.
So far, so good! If they are on parole and want to get their kids back, they won’t do anything stupid to jeopardize that. Plus, they have been warned by other neighbors to keep their distance.